The Patchwork Swineherd pt 5

Continued from: [link]

A telling of Hans Christian Andersen's 'The Swineherd with Queen of Spades, 's OC, as the narrator

Beginning if you've missed it: [link]

Queen of Spades (narrating): and So Queen Lillitandersen rushed down the castle stairs- and down to the backyard of the castle, towards the crowd near the pigsty. She peered through the crowd and- lo, there she saw- her daughter kissing the swineherd on the cheek!

Mrs Lillitandersen: WHAT IN THE UNDERWORLD!!!!! *a HUGE demonic shriek of anger*

Mickey and Monico: AAAAAAH! Your Majesty!!!!!!
Dummy Girl: OH- That was kiss number 68!...*looks up and sees Mrs Lillitandersen*.........O_O
Patches: AH!!!! Loralei's Mum! errr...I mean Mrs Lillitandersen, oops i mean....your majesty *sad face*
Loralei: Oh mum! *pitiful face* Let me explain! IT WAS THE SWINEHERD! He BUGGED me to kiss him! He FORCED me to give him kisses so that I could MARRY HIM!!!!
Patches: *sighs* great-NOW she's blaming EVERYTHING on me and making up stories....but I DID have something to do with it *to Mrs Lillitandersen* I promised her to give her this magical silver rattle for 100 kisses! It plays everytune in the world and-

Queen of Spades (narrating): but the Queen was merciless to EVERYONE- INCLUDING her own daughter. And with one mighty kick with one of her cloven hooved feet, she sent Princess Loralei and Patches the Swineherd flying out the palace garden doors.

Loralei: But mum! I haven't finished my story, I-
Mrs Lillitandersen: Kissing a boy is practicing your succubus charms on him! If you are kissing a boy, you are bound to be interested in him! A daughter of mine should be interested in a rich and handsome prince, NOT a FILTHY UNHYGEINIC SWINEHERD! BOTH OF YOU- NEVER SHOW YOUR FACES IN MY KINGDOM AGAIN!
*shuts the palace garden gate close*

Mickey: Woah....she's HARSH
Monico: I know....poor them *sees the rattle* but like, do you think this rattle is worth it? Patches kinda left it here, but shall we keep it?
Mickey: like totally, its like made of Silver and-

*While Mickey and Monico talked about the rattle, Dummy Girl looked outside the castle gate and sigh*
DG: Poor them, If only Loralei wasn't SO greedy....and poor Patches......I thought he was pretty close to getting his girl

Awww, that's such a pity Mrs Lillitandersen kicked out her own daughter and Patches. But lets see what happens in the next chapter. But I warn you: its pretty sad.

Next part: [link]

Mrs Lillitandersen, Loralei Lillitandersen, Patches (c) me
Mickey, Monico and Dummy Girl (c) Casper's SCare School, Moonscope.
Queen of Spades is 's OC

The Actual 'The Swineherd' story (c) Hans Christian Andersen